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Hadn't watched SNL in a while, but if they keep putting out stuff like this they'll have me back. I believe in 2nd chances. And big butts :P


As you can probably tell, I recently re-discovered hulu and I have to say their selection's pretty good... perhaps I should curb my tv watching online.
And offline.

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Diplomatic Shark

Diplomatic Shark
Originally uploaded by -djb-

I woke up today and found this website in one of my tabs.
I've been trying to figure it out, but I have no idea how or why it got there.

But I'm entertained.

I'm beginning to think Chris is may be right. I might have too much time... or I'm just easily distracted, but there's nothing new about my short attention span.

http://www.diplomaticshark.com/

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interns (sfw?)

This is one of the funniest (new) things I've seen in a while.
Episode Four - Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow


I actually don't know how new it is, but it's new to me.

I think it's sfw...

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argentine haiku... or something

"you have to stop smoking.
drinking is the answer.
to all your questions."
~Leandro

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argentine thoughts

One of my roomates is an Argentinian chef. He's surprisingly good at it, but English is not his forte, so he comes up with the funniest lines.

I speak spanish with him, but even then he's hilarious so I think it's more his hilarity transfering over to English...

"I'm so happy for the happiness I'm feeling"

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Free advertising

I was watching Charlie Rose recently and noticed that he has a black eye! It's not like it's easy to miss, particularly because it's on Charlie Rose! He just strikes me as the type of guy who would get into a heated debate or discussion, but I just can't imagine how or why this man could get into a physical fight.
It turns out he decided to fall face first instead of dropping and harming his MacBook Air...

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Injury report, "Soriano scratched with fractured finger"

I was just catching up on my Cub reading and was a bit concerned about Soriano's finger fracture, but it turns out he'll be back in less than a week. In the article they also point out a few other injuries. A sore shoulder's nothing out of the ordinary, an irregular heartbeat could be some serious stuff, but being punched in the face and a twisted testicle?!
Lord help the Cubs...

[I don't think this post needs a picture...]

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funniest blog ever?

It's similar to Black people love us, but I think this one's funnier: Stuff white people like.

[<-- Mark!!]

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