cleaning up (quotes)

Addendum:
Originally, this entry was about "cleaning up" my profile and putting up random quotes here. It seems that Google thought these were quotes about actually cleaning up, though. So I've added a few quotes about cleaning up :)

"My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance."
~ Author Unknown

"Please don't feed the dust bunnies."
~ Author Unknown

"A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

"It's just music.
It's trying to play clean
and looking for the pretty notes."
~ Charlie Parker

"Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it."
~ Author Unknown

"One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop."
~ G.M. Weilacher

"Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy."
~ Author Unknown

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing”
~ Phyllis Diller

"Black is practical. It always looks clean and fairly neat.
It's certainly simple.
It's cool.
It also makes you look thinner."
~ Christopher Walken

“He who wants to change the world should already begin by cleaning the dishes.”
~ Paul Carvel

“The gift of the... novelist is to turn the cleaning of a closet into an inventory of love and loss.”
~ Marilyn Gardner

"I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out."
~ Celia Cruz

"If you want to have clean ideas, change them as often as your shirt."
Francis Picabia

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Original post:


My (facebook) profile's getting cluttered, so while I narrow down my "favorite" quotes, here's what I have now (for posterity's sake):

There is certainly no absolute standard of beauty. That precisely is what makes its pursuit so interesting.

You just gotta make sure, whatever you do, that you're using the money to chase the art, not the art to chase the money.

Today is tomorrow's yesterday, so if you’re putting it off till tomorrow, then why not do it today? For then you will have done your deed yesterday and you will have today free.
-- Edward Coley, Photographer 1980

Q. I tried spraying my pants with Febreze... but the smell always comes back. What should I do?
A. ... I read that Febreze is rumored to be harmful to pets. The rumor may be unfounded, but if your pants are toxic to your pet, what are they doing to your ass?

Los Goles se hacen, no se merecen.
(Goals are made, they are not deserved.)
-- Football Axiom

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather, the judgment that something else is more important than fear.

"Cuando deseas algo con todo el corazón, todo el Universo conspira para que realices tu deseo."
-- Paulo Coelho

"With Great Power comes Great Responsibility"
-- Spiderman's Uncle (Uncle Ben)

"To play [music] without passion is inexcusable!"
-- Beethoven

Kyle: Aren't weekends just the best?
Kenny: When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless.
Kyle: Right, right...

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not.